A pack of retards

"Leading from the front is an attribute of great heroes and warriors. The others combatants are the ones who follow. Apart from them, are another bunch of noble men gone astray, the clan of the retards"
                                                                                                      - Gen Con Retard
Are you different from the rest? Do you feel constantly out of place or have ever resorted to futile searching of you little space shuttle that bought you here from krypton(Not so lucky are you, always seeking a better excuse for poor existence). Well, let me tell you, you aren't the only one. There have in the past been many great individuals who didn't shy from being themselves and ended up achieving great success in their lives. Mind you, not ALL. Few were burnt away as witches and devils too.
That was the great Victorian age, time of  prude individuals with pride. Hypocrisy wasn't in existence back then....not as a quality..but as a term in itself. As an attribute, I bet the entire society would have found itself on the other side of the "Table of Moral Righteousness".
If you are to Google the meaning of a retard, the socially inept Google will tell you that it mean delay in progress or development. Well, to me it only means people with different bend of mind. In the society in general, anyone who isn't a typical Douchebag noble humanoid with a significant life to themselves, is considered a retard." As per the ideology of the few who deceive the many and judge the rest" , inability to conform to the "social conventions of turpitude", one might see himself/herself slated across the world as the retardest retard.
When people strive to be themselves, the world connives to work against such individuals for they are rampant in their desires of being brutally unconventional , and reject the "normal" status that requires them to be everything but themselves. I kid you not, should you venture into the "normal" zone, coming back into the "being yourself"zone is difficult. Its like being a Chris Tucker amongst a bunch of Asian Dudes, trying to be like Jackie Chan ,only to realise not everyone can stab with chopsticks and have a duel with every random stranger on the street,all of whom know martial arts. You are good with guns and rap music is your symphony of life, be yourself.
Being a retard is a privilege in itself. But this privilege doesn't by any means give you the liberty to swing your way through anything. The unconventional thinking cap doesn't validate the your acts of blatant stupidity.
A retard has his way with people, melts in the crowd and yet shines as and when the need arises. His life isn't a tryst of debauchery, but of something of utmost importance. Its a constant pursuit of perfection in the art of happiness, for that is the goal of life.